1. The Middle Seat is a crappy place to be. Don't make it crappier.
2. There are two armrests separating the Middle Seat from each of its neighbors. These armrests belong to the Middle Seat. Even if they are unoccupied. This is the unalienable right of the Middle Seat.
3. Extending up and forward from the two Middle Seat armrests are invisible planes. These planes divide Middle Seat space from non-Middle Seat space. These planes are not to be broken, with the exception of arriving and departing from the Window Seat.
4. Being large, smelly, inclined to sit spread-eagle, or any other mitigating factor does not entitle you to violate any of the above items.
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